February 2012
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me picking up a game i haven't played in a while
me: awesome time to continue my awesome journey
me: *turns console on*
me:
me:
me:
me: where am i who is this what was i doing
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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looking through old pictures of me
sweet merciful god i was/am such a derp
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School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
There are a lot of cuties on tumblr
yummytomatoes:
so many cuties, I wanna compliment them all just say,’you know what? you cute as hell’ Because it needs to be said, obviously Cuties art, cuties face, cuties ideas so many… Cuties.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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i wonder if any of my friends besides sam know that i’m always on skype
like
i am literally on skype for at least 10 hours a day
but im always on invisible
O u O
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When did you guys start reading Homestuck?
dry-moist-towelette:
tamashino:
dirty-dirty-hedgehog:
sassy-lesbian-vriska:
himapapaftw:
dirkthedick:
I started a year and a half ago and I just got caught up like 2 weeks ago.
If you started a little late in the game like me, how long did it take you to get caught up?
i started sometime last year (before august i think)
and it took me until the eoa5 flash to catch up
june 2009...
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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canadians: american people are so cool
british: american people are so hot
chinese: american people are so free
mexicans: Gringos are so annoying
french: american people are so funny
americans: we are so freedom
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79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
um
oh god i dont even know < u >
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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These are legitimately interesting questions! Ask...
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4) What do you think about most? 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? 6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on? 7) What’s your strangest talent? 8) Girls…....
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Watchmosoli:
theultimateburrito:
ectobooties:
doomyz:
himapapaftw:
felliss:
roxylalondebeingpsychic:
elasticitymudflap:
mutisija:
cheshinabox:
Two birds, one stone.
I’ve lost control of my life.
omg
someone
send this to dante
no, please no
fandom i
i c..
otp 4 lyfe
The most beautiful thing
I have ever watched
So heterosexual o w o
Hetalia fan: We call our fandom's creator Hima-papa. What do you call yours?
Homestuck fan: Names.
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“I’m Mitt Romney and I drink the tears of orphans.”
– mitt romney (via funimationentertainment)
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Me before I've started Drawing Something: Yes, I do believe I've improved at art and have developed my own style. Though I recognize that I still have a long way to go I feel confident in my artistic abilities. I am able to produce something I am truly proud of.
Me While Drawing: Oh... this isn't turning out exactly as I planned.
Me After Drawing: What the fuck is this. Piss on me. Fucking piss on me. But do it in the arctic so the piss freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building so the piss turns to spears impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse im a fat gay and i want to go to ice hell ftw
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
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pfefferi:
pfefferi:
my homestuck music...
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there are several reasons as to why i shouldnt be allowed to own a computer with photo editing software
this is one of those reasons
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trollcop:
vangoghgoghgirl:
mr-pollo:
...
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